Kirk McCray



(Ep 10 - "Steady As She Goes)

(Kevin and Paul have just watched a boy ask a girl to go steady.)
What's so great about going steady? Personally, I'd rather play the field.
Yeah, I know what you mean.
(Kirk and Winnie walk past arm-in-arm.)
Paul was right. You didn't want to get tied down too early in life. I mean, look at Kirk McCray. Winnie Cooper had him wrapped around her little finger. Thank God I was a free man.

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(Ep 11 - "Just Between You and Me...And Kirk and Paul and Carla and Becky")

(Hallway.)
Hey, Kevin. Come here for a second. I want to ask you something.
Huh?!
I want to ask you a favor.
Kirk McCray wanted to ask me a favor? Kirk McCray - who had stolen Winnie way from me, who had humiliated me, defeated me, ruined my life? Eh, but I was over that. I had Becky, and -
I need you to talk to Winnie for me.
What?!
What?!
I need you to talk to Winnie for me. I mean, well, I understand if you don't want to.
No, Kirk, I want to talk to Winnie Cooper for you almost as much as I want to be stabbed through the heart fifty times with a dull butter knife.
But, I mean, she'll take it better coming from you. She really likes you.
She does?!
She does?
Well, yeah. I mean, you guys are really good friends, aren't you?
Yeah, I guess so.
So, do you think you can just ask her if - if she still likes me?
I thought you guys were going steady.
Oh, man. I don't know what's going on. I mean, she didn't say anything, but it's just the way she says it. You know what I mean? She's gonna dump me, I know it.
Really?!
Really?
I don't know. She didn't say anything to you, did she?
Me? No. I mean, I hardly ever talk to her any more.
Do you think you can just ask her for me?
Kirk, I don't think it'll be such a great idea.
Please! I mean, I don't know what else to do. You know, I mean, I've liked girls before and all, but not like I like her. There's just something about her. You know what I mean?
Yeah.
Yeah. But I just don't think -
If it's a hassle, you know, forget it.
Wait a minute - I could do this. What's the big deal? Winnie Cooper's yesterday's news. Anyway, I had What's-her-name...uh, Becky. Yeah, I had Becky.
Kirk, wait a minute.
You'll do it?
Yes...I'll do it.
Thanks, Kev-bo.
*
(Hallway.)
Let me have that one more time. Slowly.
She's not mad at you. She likes you. She's not sure if she "likes you" likes you, but she likes you. When she first liked you she "liked you" liked you, unless she just thought she liked you when she really just liked you...But she likes you.
I knew it. I'm a dead man.
Not necessari-
Come on, you heard her! What am I gonna do?
I don't know.
She's waiting for me to make the right move, isn't she?
Maybe.
What's the right move?
I don't know!
Should I give her something?
I don't know. You could try.
Yeah? Like what?
I don't know!
Well, what would you give her?
Look, Kirk! Maybe you should just try and figure this out by yourself. I'm not the best guy to be giving advice about this.
Wait!
Look, I've got to get to class.
How about this?
What is it?
My all-star patch.
Your all-star patch?
Yeah, she could, you know, sew it on her sweater or jacket. Girls do that, don't they?
How am I supposed to know?
Kev-bo...
Yeah?
Could you give this to Winnie for me?
Kirk, come on!
Please? This is the last time I'll ask, I swear.
I can't!
Look, if it was you and you really liked Winnie Cooper, I'd do it for you.
*
(Kevin returns the all-star patch to Kirk.)
It's over?!
I'm sorry.
I knew it. She likes someone else.
I don't think she likes someone else.
Did she say she didn't like someone else?
Well, she didn't say she didn't. Look, she said she still wanted to be friends.
She said that?!
Yeah!
(Kirk turns and begins to rhythmically bang his head against a locker.)
*
(Athletic field.)
What's goin' on, McCray?
What do you mean?
I thought you and Winnie broke up. Didn't I make that clear?
You did.
Then I saw you guys making out.
I know. Isn't that weird?
Then what's going on?!
I don't know. I can't figure it out myself. I asked Eric Antonio to ask her for me.
Eric Antonio?
Yeah, I hope you don't mind.
I can't believe this.
Kevin! Come here for a second.
Did you ask Winnie for me?
Why would he talk to Winnie?
I couldn't talk to Winnie. She was with Eric Antonio all afternoon. I think he likes her.
(K&K): What?!
*
I told you. All we did was talk about you.
"You" who?
Both of you.
Both of who?
Look, will you just answer the question? Do you like her or not?
Well, sure I like her.
Well, do you "like her" like her?
Not like you like her.
(To Kevin): You like her?
I thought everybody knew that.
You mean you "like her" like her?
Yeah, I like her. I liked before you liked her.
You mean you went to talk to her for me when all this time you liked her? (To Eric): Now you like her? Jeez, is there anybody else that likes Winnie Cooper I should know about? (To Paul): Paul?!
Well, she does have those tiny little freckles on her nose. A joke! A joke!
Well, who does she like?
I don't know - she likes you both.
You mean she "likes us" likes us?
Well, who does she like better?
Yeah, who does she like better?
Yeah, who does she like better?
I don't know. I'll ask her tonight. We're going skating.
K, K & P: What?!

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(Ep 17 - "Nemesis")

(Kevin is walking down the hall, after his comments about people have gotten around.)
Things were perfect.
Hi, Kirk! (He waves.)
(Kirk frowns.)
Hi.
*
Carla, you know how sometimes you say silly things that you don't really mean -
Like some people look like they're dancing in Jell-O?!
Yeah, that would be one. Kirk-bo -
What's your point, Arnold?! You think I'm stuck up?!
No, I mean, I -
Let's just get out of here, you guys! We don't need to hang around somebody like this.
Yeah!
Yeah!
(They exit.)
Aw, come on, you guys! You guys!


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